I sold the novel and the book will be out this summer!

May you live long enough that you become an emotional and financial burden to your whole family.

If you position your ladygarden correctly on a toilet, you should be able to pee fear-free.

There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.

thanks for sticking with me.

As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.

An adorable book and an amazing giveaway to chase the winter blues away!