When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.

Moms: are you always BEHIND the camera? This is a chance to be in the photos with your kids.

And what a powerful stream of water it is.

“She had not known the weight until she felt the freedom.” –The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne

On the agony of defeat- losing in the little league playoffs.

I drool at houseboats and RVs.

Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.