May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
He would have gone Old Testament on your ass, cult preacher.
I have a new espresso machine and I can hear colors now.
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November 27, 2014 1:57 pm
Exciting news this week for The Scarlet Letter Society!
Stop throwing broken glass into the ocean, morons.
There is no shame in saying she died from suicide.
Pitching is scary.
Win a free copy for yourself or send a gift copy to a friend!
States Quietly Raising Speed Limits Near Failing Schools
My book is going to be a book.
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