Check out my articles from this week!
“The penis is in there! It’s IMAX penis! You’ve gotta pay 15 bucks to see it in 3D… it’s better in 3D.” -Ben Affleck
Iggy Azalea was fun even if I felt like a dinosaur.
My overt nastygram to the cult preacher who ruined my sister's funeral: "Jesus is Not An Asshole" www.splicetoday.com/writing/je…
November 24, 2014 7:51 pm
What kind of parent you are can be measured in 80s film quotes your kids know.
The days of princesses being rescued by princes are over.
She didn’t take shit from anyone and did as she pleased, usually while holding a tumbler glass full of booze.
Feel the vibration, goat.
If your soul is frozen, how can it spiral?
B4? AND AFTER!
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