As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.
May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
"Maybe have your vibrators at the ready." -from an Amazon review of my book THE SCARLET LETTER SOCIETY #amwriting ow.ly/JOKqY
Yesterday at 5:25 pm
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
What if the ice bucket challenge was created by companies that sell bagged ice?
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
Mother’s Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.
I’m “Conjunction Junction” years old.
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