What if the ice bucket challenge was created by companies that sell bagged ice?
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
I see the trending topics list on Twitter right now and I think SLOW NEWS DAY.
August 27, 2014 10:05 pm
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
Mother’s Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.
I’m “Conjunction Junction” years old.
You’re giving me the douchebumps.
Go fuck your selfie.
I swear to drunk I’m not God.
You don’t need to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk.
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