I’m starting a drunken brawl today with the first person who stereotypes the Irish.
As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.
May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
Donald Trump's presidential campaign is like a continuing series of SNL skits. Is The Lonely Island behind it? Very entertaining <pops corn>
July 30, 2015 5:39 pm
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
What if the ice bucket challenge was created by companies that sell bagged ice?
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
Mother’s Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.