May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
"May none of your real feelings slip out over Thanksgiving dinner" and all the 22 Funniest #Thanksgiving E-cards: ow.ly/EZ2jh
About 6 hours ago
What if the ice bucket challenge was created by companies that sell bagged ice?
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
Mother’s Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.
I’m “Conjunction Junction” years old.
You’re giving me the douchebumps.
Get every new post on this blog delivered to your Inbox.
Join other followers: