“You can’t even spell douche in 140 characters?”
Comedy video history is being made.
“I just ate a hot dog.”
“Your hair is gayer than Elton John blowing Barney at a figure skating competition on John Travolta’s private plane.”
“This week is about fostering relationships in the Greek community.”
Duct tape.
JT’s dance moves? Yes please.
My roommate took your tampons.