People who use too many hashtags on Twitter and Instagram? This one’s for you.
Forget Russia. America’s small town morals are under attack from within.
Why is #ootd trending? My outfit of the day is either pajamas or yoga-free yoga attire. Err'day. #notsexy #idgaf
Yesterday at 12:37 pm
Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad at a disco roller derby? Yes please.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Let’s not shit in the social media virgin forest.
“Hey, assholes, you’re not exactly chiseled out of granite. Fatties.”
Where the hell does this stuff come from?
Gotta creep on all my friends. Hit refresh!
She’s not your wife. She’s the princess.
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