Let’s watch the Black Friday death toll on the news while we shop online.
Let’s agree together to be thankful for just one thing.
Once again I'm reminded how much money I'd make if I set up a bar here at the elementary school holiday "concert."
Yesterday at 11:16 pm
I’m grateful Thanksgiving is almost over.
My little brother is my hero.
Why are you people sucking all the fun out of Halloween?
Buy your own damn Kit Kat at the Royal Farms, what do I look like, a candy food shelter?
You seem a little too excited about dressing in drag.
A gargoyle can wear pink sequins and retain his masculinity.
Fireworks look more amazing when you’re not constantly checking your iPhone.
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