Check out my articles from this week!
As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.
May your medications trick you into believing you’re actually having a Merry Christmas.
#TheWalkingDead in McMansion suburb living. What's next, a PTA meeting? Yawn. Fast forward!
About 4 hours ago
May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
States Quietly Raising Speed Limits Near Failing Schools
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
Don’t be a bunch of egomaniacal dipshits.
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