This shit drives me up the fucking wall.
Top stories this week from the Splice Today reading list.
Let’s watch the Black Friday death toll on the news while we shop online.
Once again I'm reminded how much money I'd make if I set up a bar here at the elementary school holiday "concert."
Yesterday at 11:16 pm
I’m grateful Thanksgiving is almost over.
I just had a three-way with me, Ben & Jerry
Would you like those Manginas shaved or on the rocks?
Buy your own damn Kit Kat at the Royal Farms, what do I look like, a candy food shelter?
You seem a little too excited about dressing in drag.
Abandoned clown train remembers you.
Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?
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