States Quietly Raising Speed Limits Near Failing Schools
Top stories this week from the Splice Today reading list.
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
10 Funniest Onion Headlines of the Week ow.ly/Dhj51 #TGIF
Yesterday at 1:18 pm
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
Don’t be a bunch of egomaniacal dipshits.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
The pole fairy godmother’s magic shoes gave me confidence.
Mother’s Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.
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