May your medications trick you into believing you’re actually having a Merry Christmas.
May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
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Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
Don’t be a bunch of egomaniacal dipshits.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
The pole fairy godmother’s magic shoes gave me confidence.
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