Top stories this week from the Splice Today reading list.
Jesus regrets dying for you.
Go fuck your selfie.
Though #ReplaceaMovieQuotewithaBrand is a fun hashtag, I love it when #amwriting trends and I'm reminded I am not alone. Cheers, wordsmiths!
About 6 hours ago
I swear to drunk I’m not God.
You don’t need to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk.
Cuz YOLO, duh!!
Leave it to the Catholics to make Ash Wednesday fall on Hump Day.
If you position your ladygarden correctly on a toilet, you should be able to pee fear-free.
There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.
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