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Jesus regrets dying for you.
I’m starting a drunken brawl today with the first person who stereotypes the Irish.
Judging Other Women Makes Us Judge You ow.ly/Q7DJ9
July 27, 2015 12:09 pm
As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.
May your medications trick you into believing you’re actually having a Merry Christmas.
May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
States Quietly Raising Speed Limits Near Failing Schools
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.