Top stories this week from the Splice Today reading list.
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
Thanks @EricaJong for making my day and for your inspiration. Cannot wait for FEAR OF DYING. Cheers!
Yesterday at 5:29 pm
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
Don’t be a bunch of egomaniacal dipshits.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
The pole fairy godmother’s magic shoes gave me confidence.
Mother’s Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.
I’m “Conjunction Junction” years old.
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