Check out my articles from this week!
May your medications trick you into believing you’re actually having a Merry Christmas.
May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.
Embracing The Facebook Cleanse ow.ly/I98UN
About 5 hours ago
States Quietly Raising Speed Limits Near Failing Schools
Sorry your new iPhone is more flexible than your wireless plan.
I can tell by your laugh we won’t get along.
When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
Don’t be a bunch of egomaniacal dipshits.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
Get every new post on this blog delivered to your Inbox.
Join other followers: