Top stories this week from the Splice Today reading list.
Waiting tables is a suck job.
Getting criticized for what I write: it’s an occupational hazard.
My 8 year old: "I'm just going to Google it." Me: "What?" Him: "Whether or not the Easter Bunny is real." #wellshit
April 20, 2014 2:11 am
…is total fucking bullshit.
They can’t trade him. I spent $100 on his motherfucking sticker.
A view from neither the grassy knoll nor the Oval Office.
I’m good as long as my daughter never says “Just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change.”
My little brother is my hero.
Why are you people sucking all the fun out of Halloween?
The whole “sea level” rising thing isn’t bullshit.
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