and I want the t-shirt.
There’s no crying in baseball!
I can’t believe my baby girl is all grown up.
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You can’t handle the tooth.
You can’t use the terms “clusterfuck” or “cuntasaurus rex” if you’re a mommyblogger, in case the advertisers don’t like it.
Should parents let kids play with Nerf guns?
Seriously, don’t you just want to smack that shit-eating grin off the 70s stepmonster? And what did she do to Mike Brady’s first wife??? Anyway, I wrote her a letter. Here it is.
My nastygram to people who use the word “breeder.”
Bottom line: I need a better Spanx onesie.
Let’s mind our own fucking business when it comes to parenting- we’re ALL doing it wrong, so why argue over who’s doing it worse?
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