Not too many things in my life have been more terrifying.

Loose pigs, guns, and the redneck Swan Lake ballet.

An adorable book and an amazing giveaway to chase the winter blues away!

The only thing worse than the dilapidated house being abandoned is if it wasn’t.

They can’t trade him. I spent $100 on his motherfucking sticker.

Yeah, it looks good in the snow because you can’t see the peeling paint.

“No, sir, I don’t have any friends and I work on the Internet.”