Who wants FBI suspects chaperoning schoolchildren?
Fabio and his ladyfriend, Star, fancy themselves Disco Ninjas.
The Splice reading list.
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Like lightning striking a DeLorean came the idea to cover up the car accident.
Thanks for introdouching yourself.
Back in the 80s, we didn’t care about nutrition, and we named cereal after movies and video games and candy.
How a Jack Daniels ice cream failed is beyond me.
The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving up something for Lent.
In between crying about farming and laughing at Taco Bell geezers, these were the funniest tweets.
I wrote a motherfucking sonnet out of Air Supply lyrics in iambic fucking pentameter, bitches.
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