I drool at houseboats and RVs.

Where do flies sleep, so I can keep THEM up all night?

Older women have mastered the art of masking condescension as pleasant observation: a righteous skill.

These kids are going to try to lead the pecking order.

I have the friendship maturity level of a middle school girl.

Not too many things in my life have been more terrifying.

Loose pigs, guns, and the redneck Swan Lake ballet.