Loose pigs, guns, and the redneck Swan Lake ballet.
An adorable book and an amazing giveaway to chase the winter blues away!
The only thing worse than the dilapidated house being abandoned is if it wasn’t.
Wendy's sea salt fries can't get you pregnant, right? Asking for a friend.
Yesterday at 7:00 pm
They can’t trade him. I spent $100 on his motherfucking sticker.
Yeah, it looks good in the snow because you can’t see the peeling paint.
“No, sir, I don’t have any friends and I work on the Internet.”
I’m the girl who always yells about the elephant in the living room.
yeah, it’s a cheesy Hallmark card
“They’re trying to make relics out of us.”
I ain’t afraid of no ghost.
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