Where do flies sleep, so I can keep THEM up all night?

Older women have mastered the art of masking condescension as pleasant observation: a righteous skill.

These kids are going to try to lead the pecking order.

I have the friendship maturity level of a middle school girl.

Not too many things in my life have been more terrifying.

Loose pigs, guns, and the redneck Swan Lake ballet.

An adorable book and an amazing giveaway to chase the winter blues away!