They can’t trade him. I spent $100 on his motherfucking sticker.

Yeah, it looks good in the snow because you can’t see the peeling paint.

“No, sir, I don’t have any friends and I work on the Internet.”

I’m the girl who always yells about the elephant in the living room.

yeah, it’s a cheesy Hallmark card

“They’re trying to make relics out of us.”

I ain’t afraid of no ghost.