Top stories this week from the Splice Today reading list.
Picking up good vibrations & cash.
Here’s why I unfollowed you on Instagram, douchebag.
Which Christmas Misfit Are You? ow.ly/rHe6F
About 3 hours ago
You dropped a bomb on me. But you turned me on.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here reviewing cock-shaped alien sex worm mind control erotica.
The agony of achieving buff in the muff.
If I looked like that naked I wouldn’t give a shit who saw me.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold.
“Your hair is gayer than Elton John blowing Barney at a figure skating competition on John Travolta’s private plane.”
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