Top stories this week from the Splice Today reading list.
“No, sir, I don’t have any friends and I work on the Internet.”
Why is #ootd trending? My outfit of the day is either pajamas or yoga-free yoga attire. Err'day. #notsexy #idgaf
About 10 hours ago
Now go the fuck home.
And I don’t just mean the Jameson.
How to avoid the “Stupid Fecking American” Irish eyeroll.
Pass the Lucky Charms and Jameson.
Only if there’s a zombie DiCaprio.
It gave me a sinking feeling…
Riding a bike over for my behind-the-counter Sunday New York Times is pretty much one of the awesomest things in my life.
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