Wrote a post called “Fuck You, Elf on a Shelf” about that creepy plastic little motherfucker. Are you someone who has been forced to drink the Elfen Kool-Aid and find goddamn shit for these elves to do in your house? If so, I sympathize. Scary people with way too much time on their hands are out there being way too clever with these fucking elves. My answer of course is to lower the children’s expectations by telling them the elf only moves when they’ve been bad, so he can go tattletale to Santa. The less he moves the better. Perfect. Anyway, if you are the innocent victim of the Cult of Elf on A Shelf, these pins are for you. I made the Chucky pin myself.
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