Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriend

I am proud to live in Maryland, where gay marriage was passed. Call us Marryland, bitches. Damn, I hope I get invited to a gay wedding.

Anyhoo, in honor of our state’s fab victory, I am posting this video, which is the funniest thing I have seen in forever. Do you oppose gay marriage or live in a douchebag state that opposes gay marriage? This one’s for you. Think marriage should be between a man and a woman? Careful what you wish for. These gays are ready to marry your girlfriends and make them a motherfucking quiche.

Enjoy!

ERMAGHERD.

This just in from the straight guys.

They have responded to the above video. Shout out and special thanks to Scotch Tape Productions for sending me this hilarious response video. Nicely done!

All we need now is a well-written “Girlfriends Respond to Gay Guys and Our Boyfriends.” And all would be right with the world. (I volunteer to write it if someone can produce it!)