It’s a meaningful day, let’s make no mistake.
Time to bake the tasty red and white striped cake
Only grinches and Whore-tons who have no clues
Haven’t seen this fab rap made just for Doc Seuss.
It’s got cat-in-the-hat nip that’s POT- a crime?!
The Beastie Boys look-alikes are bustin this rhyme.
It’s NSFW, but addictive to play,
Sing along and wish Ted Geisel a happy birthday.