I had all kinds of big plans about how my life would be so together when I turned 50. I was going to be eating healthier, working out, in a calm state of mind, and who knows what other bullshit. None of it really worked out because today is my 50th birthday and it looks like all that pie in the sky crap will have to wait another decade. Or whatever. Until then I’ll have to stay true to my life motto: EMBRACE MEDIOCRITY. Anyway I wrote about it here at Splice Today so stop over and check it out!