Secret Admirer

Categories: Humor
Published on 24 Feb, 2009

Exact duplicate of text in email received this morning:

Greeting From Nana??
How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Nana, I just went Through your profile I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address (Nanasimol@yahoo.com ) so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours Sincerely
Nana,  (Nanasimol@yahoo.com)

Now then.

I am used to receiving the usual Junk Mail assortment of penis-enhancers (have not seen any vagina enhancers??), Acai berry weight loss and MAKE GOOGLE CASH FAST, but this was a new one. It was not in my Junk Mail, it was so real and convincing it was able to outsmart the Junk Mail filters- those sappy bunch of romantics!  I opened it (thank God it wasn’t a killer virus…) because we called our first babysitter “Nana” and I actually thought she was trying to get in touch with us.

Not her.

So now I am curious about my new love interest. I mean, the guy wants to have a relationship with me. I think he’s serious. I wonder if he is cute! I wonder if he is going to give me tons and tons of money and he can be like my virtual Sugar Daddy! He wants to send me a picture! He believes we can move from here! Love has no colors barrier! And, my favorite part of the love letter from my Secret Admirer friend is when he delivered these poignant words of wisdom: “the only important Thing there is love.”

I think he must be a Beatles fan. I think I’m in love. I mean, I haven’t gotten this much attention since back before I got married when my then-boyfriend was trying to get laid! (he had me at ‘I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you’)

Nanasimol, you complete me.


 
 
 
 
 
 
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