Well I’d love to stay and chat but I hate you.
There’s no crying in baseball!
“Your hair is gayer than Elton John blowing Barney at a figure skating competition on John Travolta’s private plane.”
“This week is about fostering relationships in the Greek community.”
“I call it the bat signal.”
Half the reason I’m a writer today (other half: attention-starved fame and drama whore) is my love for reading.
