Believing in Santa isn’t always easy.

May your medications trick you into believing you’re actually having a Merry Christmas.

The thing about boobs on a book cover…

So many life lessons from such a great show.

Thanks to all of you who have offered to help.

May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.

He would have gone Old Testament on your ass, cult preacher.

I have a new espresso machine and I can hear colors now.

Exciting news this week for The Scarlet Letter Society!

Stop throwing broken glass into the ocean, morons.