Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
I’m so excited I could be a Pointer Sister.
Where do flies sleep, so I can keep THEM up all night?
The days of princesses being rescued by princes are over.
Don’t be a bunch of egomaniacal dipshits.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
The pole fairy godmother’s magic shoes gave me confidence.
Not that I need a special day of the year to be a narcissistic, self-promoting fame whore.
The word should be savored.
“Just hold it steady and I’ll nail it in.”
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