The sexy Scarlet Letter Society cover is here. Check it out!

If you need a laugh since you live in a vinyl-clad cookie cutter hell, this book will crack you the fuck up.

Not too many things in my life have been more terrifying.

I’m a lucky mom.

I swear to drunk I’m not God.

You don’t need to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk.

Bring sea glass education to the world!

“Seriously, what’s it like to be the last time you ever talk to a President?”

Cuz YOLO, duh!!

Leave it to the Catholics to make Ash Wednesday fall on Hump Day.