B4? AND AFTER!

My little brother is my hero.

Holiday Sale! Everything in the sea glass shop is 15% off.

Would you like those Manginas shaved or on the rocks?

I’m the girl who always yells about the elephant in the living room.

Why are you people sucking all the fun out of Halloween?

Buy your own damn Kit Kat at the Royal Farms, what do I look like, a candy food shelter?

The whole “sea level” rising thing isn’t bullshit.

yeah, it’s a cheesy Hallmark card

You seem a little too excited about dressing in drag.