Now go the fuck home.
“She is Rated R to the GIANT R.”
I’m just not that into you.
Al Gore warned us about the Sharknado but you laughed at him.
Government needs to stay the hell out of my vagina.
I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
On picking up the pieces, and putting them back together.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Let’s not shit in the social media virgin forest.
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here reviewing cock-shaped alien sex worm mind control erotica.
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