Waxing the Beaver

Category: Humor, Sex Tags: ,
Published on: 24 Jun, 2013

The agony of achieving buff in the muff.

Camp Read-a-Fucking-Book

Category: Humor, Parenting Tags: ,
Published on: 22 Jun, 2013

Don’t you dare say you’re bored.

Funniest Pinterest Pins of the Week (57)

Category: Funniest Pins on Pinterest, Humor
Published on: 21 Jun, 2013

This candy ain’t gonna crush itself.

Because Trololo, That’s Why

Category: Funny Videos, Humor, Random Tags: ,
Published on: 19 Jun, 2013

Where the hell does this stuff come from?

Man of Steel vs. Original Superman: Who’s Hotter?

Category: Entertainment, Humor Tags: , , , ,
Published on: 18 Jun, 2013

Cavill vs. Reeve: it’s on like Donkey Kong in a red cape.

My Interview With a Hipster

Category: Humor, Random, Writing/Blogging Tags: ,
Published on: 17 Jun, 2013

Unauthorized, naturally. Because formal interviews are too mainstream.

Candy Crush Cheats: Diary of an Addict

Category: Humor, Random, Social Media Tags: , ,
Published on: 13 Jun, 2013

If you are Googling Candy Crush cheats, you (um, we) have a problem.

You Can Probably See Me Naked

Category: Random, Sex, Writing/Blogging Tags: ,
Published on: 10 Jun, 2013
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If I looked like that naked I wouldn’t give a shit who saw me.

Facebook: The Musical

Category: Funny Videos, Humor, Social Media Tags:
Published on: 06 Jun, 2013
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Gotta creep on all my friends. Hit refresh!

I Want to Kill a Placenta Tree

Category: Humor, Random Tags:
Published on: 05 Jun, 2013
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Am I a shitty human being if I kill a tree that has someone’s kid’s placenta buried under it?


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