"You can keep the shells, ma'am."
Included is a new piece called "Everything I Needed to Know About Vibrator Orgasms I Learned From My Mid-Life Crisis."
The book is like the voices in Jenny's head are all talking to each other in an Alice-in-Wonderland-tea-party, only instead of tea there's really good booze and Xanax.
I am no foodie. But I love myself an easy, yummy cookie.
I am giving a motherfucking rubber ducky a motherfucking blow job now.