“Hey, assholes, you’re not exactly chiseled out of granite. Fatties.”
An inappropriately hostile rant about people who leave anonymous douchebag Internet comments.
I hate myself for loving you, Diet Coke.
The agony of achieving buff in the muff.
Don’t you dare say you’re bored.
This candy ain’t gonna crush itself.
Where the hell does this stuff come from?
Cavill vs. Reeve: it’s on like Donkey Kong in a red cape.
Unauthorized, naturally. Because formal interviews are too mainstream.
If you are Googling Candy Crush cheats, you (um, we) have a problem.
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