The agony of achieving buff in the muff.
Don’t you dare say you’re bored.
This candy ain’t gonna crush itself.
Where the hell does this stuff come from?
Cavill vs. Reeve: it’s on like Donkey Kong in a red cape.
Unauthorized, naturally. Because formal interviews are too mainstream.
If you are Googling Candy Crush cheats, you (um, we) have a problem.
If I looked like that naked I wouldn’t give a shit who saw me.
Gotta creep on all my friends. Hit refresh!
Am I a shitty human being if I kill a tree that has someone’s kid’s placenta buried under it?
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