I will not let Pinterest make me a lesbian- if it isn’t too late.

It took me exactly 15 minutes to gulp the Kool Aid and become a Pinterest junkie whore. I’d seen Pinterest references all over the internet, but until I found myself jobless and blogging again, I hadn’t had a chance to check it out. They had me at ‘you can’t just sign up, you have to [...]

I’m sharing The Awesome here for other moms burned out on the whole CHRISTMAS WEEK thing.

For the love of pilgrims, DO NOT do that thing where everyone goes around and says what they’re thankful for.

Let’s mind our own fucking business when it comes to parenting- we’re ALL doing it wrong, so why argue over who’s doing it worse?

Schedule yourself a fucking mammogram- for November.

I’m still going to sing it the douche way.

I’m a bitch. Deal with it, glitter shitters.

And that? Was how I spent my summer vacation. Taking pictures of lifeguard balls.

You probably think those of us with addictive personalities should be glad it’s this little $4.99 game and not the crack pipe or the bottle of Jack.