Bruce Willis is Smoking Hot in The Fifth Element

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Published on: 25 Jul, 2013
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Spolier alert: the fifth element appears to be in the international symbol for bacon.

Welcome To Tilghman Island

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Published on: 22 Jul, 2013
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Now go the fuck home.

Blogger of the Week at Momsmack

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Published on: 19 Jul, 2013

“She is Rated R to the GIANT R.”

Breaking Up With Toxic People

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Published on: 18 Jul, 2013
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I’m just not that into you.

21 Funniest #Sharknado Tweets

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Published on: 16 Jul, 2013
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Al Gore warned us about the Sharknado but you laughed at him.

Texas is an Asshole

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Published on: 15 Jul, 2013
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Government needs to stay the hell out of my vagina.

Funniest Pinterest Pins of the Week (58)

Category: Funniest Pins on Pinterest, Humor Tags: ,
Published on: 12 Jul, 2013
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I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.

The Story of the Red Plate

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Published on: 11 Jul, 2013
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On picking up the pieces, and putting them back together.

Lesbian Mountain

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Published on: 10 Jul, 2013
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Still a better love story than Twilight.

8 Ways Not to Fuck Up Instagram

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Published on: 08 Jul, 2013
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Let’s not shit in the social media virgin forest.