You Can Probably See Me Naked

Category: Random, Sex, Writing/Blogging Tags: ,
Published on: 10 Jun, 2013
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If I looked like that naked I wouldn’t give a shit who saw me.

Facebook: The Musical

Category: Funny Videos, Humor, Social Media Tags:
Published on: 06 Jun, 2013
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Gotta creep on all my friends. Hit refresh!

I Want to Kill a Placenta Tree

Category: Humor, Random Tags:
Published on: 05 Jun, 2013
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Am I a shitty human being if I kill a tree that has someone’s kid’s placenta buried under it?

Top Ten Faces in Everyday Objects

Category: Humor Tags: ,
Published on: 04 Jun, 2013
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When roofs giggle and other faces in everyday places.

You’re STANDING When You PEE?

Category: Humor, Parenting
Published on: 03 Jun, 2013
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Holy shit. His junk can reach the toilet bowl.

Funniest Pinterest Pins of the Week (55)

Category: Funniest Pins on Pinterest, Humor Tags: , ,
Published on: 31 May, 2013
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I miss the rains down in Africa.

7 Reasons The Breakfast Club is the Best Film of the 80s

Category: Entertainment, Opinion Tags: ,
Published on: 30 May, 2013
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No, I don’t hope Broadway ever, ever fucks up Breakfast Club by making a musical out of it.

Dad’s Conversations With a 2 Year Old

Category: Funny Videos, Humor, Parenting Tags:
Published on: 29 May, 2013
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She’s not your wife. She’s the princess.

Have I Mentioned My Sea Glass Obsession?

Category: Sea Glass, The Scarlet Letter Society, Writing/Blogging Tags:
Published on: 28 May, 2013
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Finding an amazing piece of sea glass can best be described by using my favorite word invention: seaglasm.

When Customer Service Blows

Category: Random, Social Media Tags: ,
Published on: 27 May, 2013
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On calls, chats and public Twitter shaming of the phone company.

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