The book is like the voices in Jenny's head are all talking to each other in an Alice-in-Wonderland-tea-party, only instead of tea there's really good booze and Xanax.
I am no foodie. But I love myself an easy, yummy cookie.
I am giving a motherfucking rubber ducky a motherfucking blow job now.
I’m feeling lazy. Thusly, I am stealing the old Facebook note staple (also used in each issue of Us Weekly, to which I, embarrassingly, subscribe- and oops that would be 26 things now.) So it’s Get To Know Your Blogger week. Celebrate. 1. My