If you tell them to “Google it,” you’re doing something wrong.

I ain’t afraid of no ghost.

“Relocating to a mountaintop to live in monk-like solitude isn’t exactly practical.”

Abandoned clown train remembers you.

So much to learn at the International Beachcombing Conference.

Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?

“How am I going around the world and I’ve never heard of gunt or vagomach?”

Kids should not die because we fear gun lobby bullies.

Never insult a breakfast-in-bed waitress.

Here I am, after coffee, awake and still a bitch.