Duct tape.

Fabio and his ladyfriend, Star, fancy themselves Disco Ninjas.

The Splice reading list.

Go home, Spring. You are drunk.

Now might be a good time to mention that I considered naming this list “12 Most Amazing Pictures of Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake Together.”

This kid “Paint” on youtube is totes adorkable.

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Jesus regrets dying for you.

Lesson learned: you don’t have to hit people over the head with pussy.

Step aside, Air Supply and George Michael. The Maneaters are in the house.