Writing: the narcissism of forcing your thoughts and feelings upon a world that does not care.
Start by being mistaken for a lesbian lover.
I wrote a motherfucking sonnet out of Air Supply lyrics in iambic fucking pentameter, bitches.
I can tell you my book is called “The Scarlet Letter Society” and that it is quite sexy.
We all know the frightening and prehistoric yet very, very real Facebook Dramawhoreus Rex.
FTW I’d have to say the funniest thing of the evening was Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig’s presentation.
My very first cash for words came in a parking lot from a football player.
It gave me a sinking feeling…
I wrote the middle-aged creeper guys playing Minecraft in their moms’ cellars who run Faceboob a love letter.
Pajamas and Coffee swag in the house!