Gifts That Will Never Be Opened

Category: Opinion, Random Tags:
Published on: 18 Dec, 2012
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Christmas packages in Connecticut.

Fuck You, Elf on a Shelf

Category: Holidays, Random Tags:
Published on: 13 Dec, 2012
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Have fantasies of “hiding” that creepy ass Elf on a Shelf inside the woodstove?

How Gay is Rudolph?

Category: Holidays, Random Tags: , ,
Published on: 12 Dec, 2012
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

Even his nose is flaming.

Meeting Steinbeck

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Published on: 10 Dec, 2012
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“Of mice and women,” I always tell him.

An Unintentional Martha Stewart Christmas

Category: Holidays, Random Tags: ,
Published on: 08 Dec, 2012
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I have melted like the Winter Warlock and gone all Martha Stewart Christmas shit crazy.

Top Ten Awkward Christmas Song Lyrics

Category: Holidays
Published on: 04 Dec, 2012
See the blazing Yule before us?

Don we now our gay apparel.

Best Holiday Cocktails

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Published on: 20 Nov, 2012
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Thank the baby Jesus in his cold, cold manger for this fucking delicious holiday cocktail celebrating his birth.

Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriend

Category: Funny Videos Tags: , , , ,
Published on: 14 Nov, 2012
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“And the kind of threesome SHE wants? We’re cool with that.”

The Super Secret Pajamas and Coffee Facebook Page

Category: Random Tags: ,
Published on: 07 Nov, 2012
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I know there are people who read this blog who never, ever comment and I appreciate you just as much.

Bruno Mars SNL Pandora Skit

Category: Funny Videos
Published on: 04 Nov, 2012
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“WHO IN THE HELL SKIPS BILLIE JEAN?”

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