“Yeah, I’ll take a McCannibis with a side of Hash Brownies, dude, and can you supersize that?”

When there’s something strange in your neighborhood… Well, I didn’t exactly call them, but I actually had the Ghostbusters at my house this week. The local TV station film crew called and asked if they could bring the Eastern Shore Paranormal Society by my house with their pro ghost hunting equipment. Just like on Ghost [...]

I’m a total bookworm. Since childhood, my favorite thing in the world to do is curl up with a good book. I read every Nancy Drew book (old school, not the remastered “Nancy Drew says like and totally” bullshit) and remember Black Beauty and Velveteen Rabbit were my two favorite books as a kid. The first [...]

Today we salute you, Mr. Comedic Genius. You traded SNL skits and stand-up for well-stocked movie trailers and hot personal assistants. You, causer of the pee-stained panties, take to the screen, proving that fart jokes and burping will always be king. (chorus: get me some Depends) Yes indeed you’re funny, funny enough to know that even though [...]

I am going to use ‘the spammers took over my life’ as an excuse for everything now.

My name is marymac and I’m a Halloweeniac. (did I just rap? cool!) This is what my house looks like right now. Well, this picture was taken two years ago, and this year I switched to green lightbulbs behind the silhouettes (just black paint and painters dropcloths…ummmm and my cool artist friend outlined the ghosts [...]

I never got to see anything live when I was a teenager in the 80s. While I should have been banging my Jersey-fro head around while Jon Bon Jovi, Billy Squier or Poison rocked the stage, I was home like working at the mall after applying a can of Aqua Net (and saying things like [...]

Mommy is a cat person. She bought a big Victorian house so she could let it deteriorate while the cats inbreed and multiply, thus establishing her as the town’s Crazy Cat Lady, which is her Goal in Life.
It’s good to have goals, children.

Raise your hand if you like going to the dentist. (Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?) No, I’ve pretty much been scared to death of the dentist since I was a kid, and a terrifying drunk dentist ‘twisted’ my loose tooth to make it come out. WHO DOES THAT!? But you know what? Independent of that maniacal dentophile I had [...]

School fundraisers suck #2 pencil lead. I don’t want to go on like a whole rant about how we pay taxes, which pay for the schools, and therefore the schools shouldn’t pimp out our kids to nickel and dime us. I’m fine with the whole ‘we need more money for gym equipment, and dry-erase markers, [...]