I actually heard my daughter tell my son that they had to be nice to each other in front of the elf.
I am breaking up with you, Christmas. I am just not that into you.
I’ve noticed a trend in the parent hood. Apparently, it’s cool to be trashy. This works extremely well for me, because my sister always said we were “Upper White Trash.”
Leave it to me to talk about hot lifeguards, booze, and cake. Super classy.
So can we declare a truce in the Mommy Wars? We’re too tired to fight anyway.
“Mom, when I’m a grown up I’m going to drive you around so you won’t be tired.”
This guy is practically an Annapolis action hero.
Don’t get your pantyhose in a bunch.
Crazy Craigslist ads are crazy fun.
I am intolerant of people who are intolerant of gays.
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