On the Narcissism of Writing

Category: Funny Videos, Humor, Writing/Blogging Tags: , ,
Published on: 22 Jan, 2013

Writing: the narcissism of forcing your thoughts and feelings upon a world that does not care.

How to Fail at Being Sexy

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Published on: 21 Jan, 2013

Start by being mistaken for a lesbian lover.

In Defense of Air Supply

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Published on: 20 Jan, 2013

I wrote a motherfucking sonnet out of Air Supply lyrics in iambic fucking pentameter, bitches.

Literary Agents and Disney Magic

Category: Sex, The Scarlet Letter Society
Published on: 17 Jan, 2013

I can tell you my book is called “The Scarlet Letter Society” and that it is quite sexy.

Biggest Drama Queens on Facebook

Category: Humor, Random, Social Media Tags: , , , , , , , ,
Published on: 15 Jan, 2013
drama queen

We all know the frightening and prehistoric yet very, very real Facebook Dramawhoreus Rex.

Top Ten Funniest Golden Globes Tweets

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Published on: 15 Jan, 2013

FTW I’d have to say the funniest thing of the evening was Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig’s presentation.

My First Paid Writing Gig

Category: Random, Writing/Blogging
Published on: 12 Jan, 2013
money writing

My very first cash for words came in a parking lot from a football player.

Titanic Exhibit

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Published on: 07 Jan, 2013

It gave me a sinking feeling…

Facebook and My Tits

Category: Humor
Published on: 03 Jan, 2013
my boobs

I wrote the middle-aged creeper guys playing Minecraft in their moms’ cellars who run Faceboob a love letter.

Pajamas and Coffee Fan Appreciation: Happy 2013!

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Published on: 01 Jan, 2013
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Pajamas and Coffee swag in the house!