I immediately noticed that the kayak was upside down and my head was in the Chesapeake Bay.
I’m not saying you should buy Joel Stein’s book just because Joel Stein is smoking hot. Exactly…
“You can keep the shells, ma’am.”
Jeneration X is about our generation (Gen X) being assholes and how we should be nicer.
Yeah, John Cusack is THE OTHER JC.
You are going to laugh your ass off. You’re welcome.
Female citizens of the universe: do not EVER skip reading package instructions of a hair removal product prior to applying it to your vaginal region.
Included is a new piece called “Everything I Needed to Know About Vibrator Orgasms I Learned From My Mid-Life Crisis.”
“Every Mother’s Day should have a Mother’s Night.”
I waste time on Pinterest so you don’t have to. (Or, so we both are together!)
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