Scared of Fat Shaming

Category: Opinion Tags: ,
Published on: 10 Feb, 2014
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Getting criticized for what I write: it’s an occupational hazard.

The Real Crazy Cat Lady

Category: Random Tags:
Published on: 04 Feb, 2014
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The only thing worse than the dilapidated house being abandoned is if it wasn’t.

Funniest Pins About Moving Day

Category: Funniest Pins on Pinterest, Humor Tags: ,
Published on: 31 Jan, 2014
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Congratulations on moving into something other than a treatment facility.

Not Keeping Score in Kids’ Sports

Category: Opinion, Parenting Tags:
Published on: 27 Jan, 2014
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…is total fucking bullshit.

Funniest Pinterest Pins of the Week (78)

Category: Funniest Pins on Pinterest, Humor Tags:
Published on: 24 Jan, 2014
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Your pants say yoga, but your butt says McDonald’s.

The Modern Oysterman

Category: Newsworthy, Writing/Blogging Tags:
Published on: 23 Jan, 2014
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“I remember watching the oysters filter the water.”

Terrell Suggs Better Extend His Baltimore Ravens Contract

Category: Humor, Opinion, Random Tags: , ,
Published on: 21 Jan, 2014
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They can’t trade him. I spent $100 on his motherfucking sticker.

Out With the Old

Category: Random Tags:
Published on: 16 Jan, 2014
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Yeah, it looks good in the snow because you can’t see the peeling paint.

Robot Handjobs Are a Thing

Category: Sex Tags: ,
Published on: 14 Jan, 2014
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The future is here, and it is mechanical sex.

Funniest Pinterest Pins of the Week (77)

Category: Funniest Pins on Pinterest, Humor Tags:
Published on: 10 Jan, 2014
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There’s no age limit on a Happy Meal.

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