Disney Magic

Category: Parenting, Travel Tags: ,
Published on: 23 Nov, 2009

Today I am on a plane to Disneyworld with my family. This is a picture of our trip to Disney three years ago. With four kids, I see it like this: each kid gets one trip to Disney. My oldest Sarah got to go at age 3, we went back when Molly was 4, and [...]

A Day in the Life? Of A Motherfucking Housewife

Category: Random Tags: , ,
Published on: 19 Nov, 2009

Don’t tell me about how cute the kids are when they sigh in their sleep, or how fast they grow and soon they’ll be gone and ‘you just wait’* and all that shit.

Once Upon A Crappy Christmas

Category: Holidays
Published on: 18 Nov, 2009

Gifts that come with electrical cords are grounds for divorce.

Brought to You by the Letter P

Category: Random Tags: , , , , ,
Published on: 16 Nov, 2009

Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street! This week Sesame Street turned 40. Having turned 40 in May myself, I know how they feel (retro, not ancient…). I’m even prouder of having been born the same year as Sesame Street as I am the year of the moon landing and Woodstock. Snuffleupagus (did you know his first [...]

Dear Rock Star Blogger

Category: Random
Published on: 12 Nov, 2009

Maybe ‘click unfollow power’ is a good thing, because even though you won’t know, I will.

Tea Party Syndrome

Category: Parenting Tags:
Published on: 11 Nov, 2009

My mom read my blog the other day for the first time. You know? My blog? That I’ve been writing for 15 months? Coincidentally, she tells me she ‘sat down to finally read that blog you’ve been talking about’ last Friday morning. The post? Heiney Flu which happened to be about (and include embarrassing pictures [...]

Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken

Category: Random Tags: ,
Published on: 10 Nov, 2009

Meet the new Ken. I just got done writing a Stripper Barbie post when I got the news from two alert readers Beth and Kristi that there was a new Ken doll as well. He’s part of a new line of Palm Beach dolls by Mattel’s Barbie, who announced recently in mainstream media that the doll’s name [...]

Frozen Camping Survival with Mare Grylls

Category: Humor Tags:
Published on: 09 Nov, 2009

So now I’m going to talk about taking a dump in the woods and making out with lesbians.

Heiney Virus

Category: Random Tags:
Published on: 06 Nov, 2009

I would like to warn you all about a terrfiying virus sweeping the nation. It’s the “Heiney Virus.” It has been named this by my mother, a woman who is normally blissfully unaware of the world around her and chooses not to partake in the watching of news nor the reading of newspapers. The other [...]

Dear Stripper Barbie

Category: Humor, Sex
Published on: 29 Oct, 2009

Dear Barbie, When did you become a stripper? We received your whore mag catalog the other day- every year we’re excited about the arrival of yours and FAO Schwarz and the other Places From Which I Don’t Actually Buy My Children’s Christmas Gifts catalogs. I enjoy looking through your Barbie stuff, even though today you are apparently a [...]

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