Romancing the Geek

Category: Random
Published on: 07 Jun, 2010

He could totally murder me, delete my blog from cybertopia, and sell parts of my body to the butcher so anyone on the world could be eating a marymac burger on any given day.

Today Show Appearance Recap

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Published on: 03 Jun, 2010

…actually I was reading the teleprompter and following along and freaking out that Matt Lauer just said ‘’ out loud!

Outlaws on Silly Bandz Are Silly Bans

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Published on: 02 Jun, 2010

Sucking all the fun out of childhood makes us seem like the creepy guy in Willy Wonka.

The Last Pacifier

Category: Parenting
Published on: 31 May, 2010

The pacifier was standard issue for my ‘just getting by’ version of motherhood.

Skinny Dip-shit

Category: Humor
Published on: 27 May, 2010

Yesterday, I did something totally douchetastic involving indecent exposure in the middle of the day.

Fruit Pizza

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Published on: 24 May, 2010

At the risk you guys are going to completely laugh at me for having some kind of Martha Stewart Mental Moment, I am posting a recipe today.

Pajamas and Coffee Book Club: Chelsea Handler Edition

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Published on: 18 May, 2010

Someday, people, SOME DAY I am going to interview Chelsea Handler for this blog even if it means sexual favors to her midgets.

What’s Your Sign?

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Published on: 14 May, 2010

“Gemini has more than one personality, which can change in a flash, and those near to them would do well to learn them both.”

Cougar Crushes

Category: Entertainment, Humor, Sex Tags: ,
Published on: 10 May, 2010

When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word “juicy” across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.

Ms. Pac Man Zen

Category: Humor
Published on: 04 May, 2010

Playing Ms. Pac Man is a pure form of zen peacefulness with its simple, beautiful message: EAT DOTS.