Skinny Dip-shit

Category: Humor
Published on: 27 May, 2010

Yesterday, I did something totally douchetastic involving indecent exposure in the middle of the day.

Fruit Pizza

Category: Random Tags:
Published on: 24 May, 2010

At the risk you guys are going to completely laugh at me for having some kind of Martha Stewart Mental Moment, I am posting a recipe today.

Pajamas and Coffee Book Club: Chelsea Handler Edition

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Published on: 18 May, 2010

Someday, people, SOME DAY I am going to interview Chelsea Handler for this blog even if it means sexual favors to her midgets.

What’s Your Sign?

Category: Random Tags: , ,
Published on: 14 May, 2010

“Gemini has more than one personality, which can change in a flash, and those near to them would do well to learn them both.”

Cougar Crushes

Category: Entertainment, Humor, Sex Tags: ,
Published on: 10 May, 2010

When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word “juicy” across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.

Ms. Pac Man Zen

Category: Humor
Published on: 04 May, 2010

Playing Ms. Pac Man is a pure form of zen peacefulness with its simple, beautiful message: EAT DOTS.

Meet Free Range Kids Author Lenore Skenazy

Category: Parenting Tags: ,
Published on: 29 Apr, 2010

“And when busybodies like you go around second-guessing parents who let their kids go outside once in a while, you make it seem like only CRAZY PEOPLE trust the world when actually it is downright crazy to think murderers are lurking everywhere and all children should be treated like toddlers and never allowed to do anything on their own.”

New ROCKIN Suburban Housewife Video- Tiny Cameo by Yours Truly

Category: Random
Published on: 25 Apr, 2010

Oxycontin washed down with Jack D, put it in a cup, it looks like iced tea!

Bag Tag: Hoarder Edition

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Published on: 16 Apr, 2010

So dish, ladies. What’s in your fake Coach wallet?

Redneck Nation: Part 2

Category: Random
Published on: 12 Apr, 2010

I thought in no time I’d be swilling Jack and swapping Slim Jim recipes out back with them, but nooooooo. They had to go and be felons. So selfish.

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