You don’t need to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk.
Bring sea glass education to the world!
“Seriously, what’s it like to be the last time you ever talk to a President?”
Cuz YOLO, duh!!
Leave it to the Catholics to make Ash Wednesday fall on Hump Day.
Loose pigs, guns, and the redneck Swan Lake ballet.
I sold the novel and the book will be out this summer!
May you live long enough that you become an emotional and financial burden to your whole family.
If you position your ladygarden correctly on a toilet, you should be able to pee fear-free.
There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
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