I tolerate you.
Put the lotion in the basket.
who knew losing your personal property could be so enjoyable?
What better way to celebrate Ash Wednesday than with the gayest pictures of the pope?
“How hard did you fight to keep all the torture in the film?”
“You should be off pudding, because you’re fat.”
The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving up something for Lent.
No matter which Hallmark road we take, we’re buying shit, just like we’re supposed to.
Because I have no life, I am happy to get virtual Valentines from Internet strangers.
Just remember being alone on Valentine’s Day is no different than any other day of your life.