I’m coming out as a dog hater.
You dropped a bomb on me. But you turned me on.
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s just that I don’t care.”
With apologies to my incoming students and education in general…
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Spolier alert: the fifth element appears to be in the international symbol for bacon.
Now go the fuck home.
“She is Rated R to the GIANT R.”
I’m just not that into you.
Al Gore warned us about the Sharknado but you laughed at him.
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