When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
Moms: are you always BEHIND the camera? This is a chance to be in the photos with your kids.
And what a powerful stream of water it is.
“She had not known the weight until she felt the freedom.” –The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne
On the agony of defeat- losing in the little league playoffs.
I drool at houseboats and RVs.
Thanks for having me before the Internet could ruin my childhood.
I’m so excited I could be a Pointer Sister.
Where do flies sleep, so I can keep THEM up all night?
The days of princesses being rescued by princes are over.