Which Porn Star Are You?

Well thank God the Huffington Post finds stories from all over the Internet so that we can learn which porn star we most resemble. It’s really been on my mind, so I was glad to find out that you can go to “Naughty America” and find out who your look-alike sister porn star is!

Here are my resluts. I mean results.

Now, I’m no porn critic.

I don’t even watch porn, except when this one friend I have shows me her kinky ass castle basement torture shit on the web (that shit cray). I even learned what a fucking machine is (do not Google that. You can’t unsee it).

I think that “Raylene” is a very pretty girl and I am sure that her, um, entertainment career is quite successful despite her parents’ original hopes and dreams for her.

But “KAYLEE LOVE COX”? That isn’t even grammatically correct as a sentence.

I am not convinced these girls are all that super hot though. I’ve only ever wanted just the one chance to strip to “Pour Some Sugar on Me” by Def Leppard in a New Jersey strip club (I will accomplish this bucket list item before I die- and probably better for everyone, as soon as possible before gravity causes my dream to happen in an empty nightclub).

Anddddd I am writing a slutty novel.

But a porn star?

Nah.

Don’t get me wrong, I love myself a dick, but I don’t think Marymac Love Cox would be a solid career choice for me at this time.

Carry on, Raylene and Kaylee.