Your pants say yoga, but your butt says McDonald’s.
There’s no age limit on a Happy Meal.
This shit drives me up the fucking wall.
Wendy's sea salt fries can't get you pregnant, right? Asking for a friend.
About 3 hours ago
Abandoned clown train remembers you.
Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?
Here I am, after coffee, awake and still a bitch.
Let yourself relax for Labor Day before letting yourself go for winter.
I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
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