Go fuck your selfie.
Your pants say yoga, but your butt says McDonald’s.
There’s no age limit on a Happy Meal.
New book signing events announced! Come see me. I have Pop Rocks. pajamasandcoffee.com/the-scarl… #TheScarletLetterSociety
Yesterday at 7:20 pm
This shit drives me up the fucking wall.
Abandoned clown train remembers you.
Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?
Here I am, after coffee, awake and still a bitch.
Let yourself relax for Labor Day before letting yourself go for winter.
I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
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