Go fuck your selfie.
Your pants say yoga, but your butt says McDonald’s.
There’s no age limit on a Happy Meal.
Judging Other Women Makes Us Judge You ow.ly/Q7DJ9
July 27, 2015 12:09 pm
This shit drives me up the fucking wall.
Abandoned clown train remembers you.
Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?
Here I am, after coffee, awake and still a bitch.
Let yourself relax for Labor Day before letting yourself go for winter.
I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.