When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
I’m “Conjunction Junction” years old.
My grandfather Benson Russell LeJeune. Born in New Iberia Louisiana in 1912, he opened LeJeune's… instagram.com/p/q1W6_zGTqQ/
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You’re giving me the douchebumps.
Go fuck your selfie.
There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
This shit drives me up the fucking wall.
Abandoned clown train remembers you.
Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?
I hate it when my fat makes me look fat in these clothes.
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