You’re giving me the douchebumps.
Go fuck your selfie.
There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
What's that? A decorated boot contest tomorrow on Tilghman Island? Challenge accepted. instagram.com/p/m_P9GxmTg-/
54 minutes ago
This shit drives me up the fucking wall.
Abandoned clown train remembers you.
Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?
I hate it when my fat makes me look fat in these clothes.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
How can I control my life when I can’t even control my hair?
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
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