When I say “have a nice day,” remember that the “fucker” is silent.
My favorite Disney princess is Maleficent.
I’m “Conjunction Junction” years old.
Grey Goose Dirty Martini, you complete me.
Yesterday at 11:09 pm
You’re giving me the douchebumps.
Go fuck your selfie.
There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
This shit drives me up the fucking wall.
Abandoned clown train remembers you.
Why can’t Facebook shut down when the government does?
I hate it when my fat makes me look fat in these clothes.
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